There we were, back in NAM....."nuns a masticating"?

Next, Mardi Gras. So girls, I trust patterns are in hand (Sister Davina's baton twirling aside), and that you have all found room at the Inn? We seem to be down an American and depending on when his new role starts, could be down a Slav as well. Where did I put that frisbee?
The quest for body beautiful has been kicked to touch. It is a young girl's game, and personally I would rather stick to knitting, baking buns and breaking wind on the couch. ANZAC anyone...?